Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Cherry Popping with Fat Chicks&Boobs.

After long and careful consideration (not really), I've decided to start a blog. Mostly because I want a place where I can bitch as much as I want while people have a choice to view it, instead of being bombarded with my ranting on their facebook news feed involuntarily. Since a handful of people have approached me about how offensive I am and how they don't appreciate my opinions, even though they can just "hide" me or defriend me and will never be bothered again.


So here I am, dedicating my first entry to:

Fat Chicks with No Boobs.

I think some of my friends have the false idea that I hate fat people, but I really don't. I think my feelings towards them is actually more like indifference, rather than hatred. Unless they are invading my personal space, blessing me with their sweat when I didn't ask for it, or murdering my eyes when they are not dressed appropriately.

I actually find some girls who are on the heavier side very adorable, especially these two Taiwanese actresses:


Most curvier girls I'm fond of are really nice, because they know their flaw and tries to win people over with an awesome personality. Unfortunately there are still ones out there who chose to become conceited fat bitches with the worst attitudes ever. I mean I support heavier girls who have confidence, but that's not the same as thinking you are the hottest girl ever. Even though I do agree that girls with curves are better looking than girls who just look like a walking skeleton. Particularly due to my obsession with boobs&ass. I don't like girls that are so skinny they look the same front and back. But fat people also need to stop trying to make obesity socially acceptable, because it's not, and there are scientific evidence to back up my statement.

Now let's get to the point.

The one advantage that fat girls often have over skinny girls is bigger boobs, since natural breasts are made of fat. And we all know it's very rare for a girl to be a size 0 but have 34Ds, and chances are, they are probably artificial water balloons. Therefore it makes me especially sad when I see a chunky girl with a flat chest, because she doesn't possess the one thing that she can make skinnier girls jealous of.

Like this..
Yes I know Kelly has a great voice and a list of wonderful songs, but we are really just talking about her physical features here. She's known to be one of the heavier celebrities and she's proud of it, and I don't have anything against that. This is just to prove my point. I know there are guys out there who prefer chubbier girls because they like having something to grab. But if you are fat and you still have no boobs, I really don't know what you should do then.

Yea....tough luck, girls.


And then there are ones like this, who is purely God's gift to men and female perverts like me..
I love you, Sora Aoi.

6 comments:

  1. This is hilarious. Saying things that I could not get away with. Touche'

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  2. I can't believe I wasted my time reading this trash

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  3. She is not psycho and you are probably the bitch not her. You are also probably overweight or at least around that category, if not then ugly. Lol. Anyways why don't you comment without being anonymous and we will see or compare who is the psycho bitch and if you have anything to offer to enlighten us. At least this girl who is brave enough to voice her opinion to the world and speak for others who can't but want to and allow anonymous comments otherwise she would have turned it off just so she can see her hater fans. I think you are trash my fair fat chick. : ) Here is my link.

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  4. If you read and probably not this is a entry about her fascination about boobs not fat people should die. I rationalized and do see the logic behind it all but I guess to everyone's own. I hope you do know that who ever owns these blogs can see where you are commenting from and from there the audience/owner can basically make educated guesses who is commenting. And yes I am a bit shallow, just a bit, but certainly not ignorant. Perhaps if you so strongly believe that why be anonymous? Unless you see some truth to it? P.S. stop camping if you think this is a load of crap. Material not suitable underage for sensitive eyes. thank you come again!

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  5. Dear Anonymous,

    Thank you for showing so much support for my first entry and spending all your free time camping out on my blog waiting for any reply to your previous comments. First of all, my views might be considered "sickening&twisted" in your standards, but at least I'm not afraid to be myself and speak my mind. Apparently, some people are just very sensitive and can't face the reality when it's handed to them. At least I'm not hiding behind a computer and talking trash while being too scared to reveal your real identity. Maybe instead of refreshing my page all day, you should get on a treadmill. I was hoping to see some hateful comments when I started this blog, which is why I allowed anonymous comments. For the first few days I was quite disappointed because nobody said anything negative, until you came along! However, I would like you to use your real name from now on because I already know who you are, and it just makes it easier for the both of us. Personally, I don't even think this entry was "mean", because I was just expressing my sympathy for heavier girls with no breasts. I apologize if my words reminded you of the reality that you've been trying to escape from all your life. Unfortunately, I am not very good at sugar-coating. So unless you want to be hurt indirectly by my entry on the daily basis, I suggest you should get off your computer and go jogging. Have a nice day!

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  6. P.S: Please do not have wet dreams now that I've personally responded to you, I will be truly disturbed.

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