Thank You, Japanese Erotic Industry.

Yesterday while I was looking for a good picture of Sora Aoi as the ending of my first entry, I came across this:

My initial reaction was "OMFG SHE'S SOOOO FUCKING GORGEOUS WTF!" Therefore I just had to find out who she was. Turned out her name is Tina Yuzuki/Rio, and she's an AV idol also. Now I'm completely obsessed about her because she's prettier than 98% of the girls I know. I'm seriously having a hard time thinking of any girls I've seen that can even compare to her.

 Name: Tina Yuzuki/Rio 柚木ティナ

Birthday:  October 29, 1986 (only 23!)

Ethnicity: Japanese&Portuguese

I am extremely envious of the male AV actors who had the chance to get it on with her, and if it wasn't for their occupation they'll probably never be able to score a girl like this in real life.

On the other hand, asian girls in New York seriously need to step up their game. Where are all the beautiful girls at? All I've seen in the club pictures on Facebook are these busted ass whales in tight skimpy dresses. It's really rare to find a pretty girl in those albums, even the ones with 10 lbs of makeup on. Also, these ogres need to stop trying to play hard to get when everyone knows they are closet-whores. Who are you trying to fool ? There's a difference between having self-respect vs. just playing games because you think you are hot when you are not. It's a shame that almost all the Japanese AV idols are better looking than the girls in the city, they kind of make me wonder if some of the girls here are actually men all along.

I also want to talk about the one thing I want to get for Christmas this year:

 Disposable Vagina in a can.

I was kidding about the Christmas part, but I do want to get one because I think it's one of the coolest things ever. Plus, it's pink.

I noticed that my entry is more male-friendly, so here's a something for any girls who are reading this:

Cherry Popping with Fat Chicks&Boobs.

After long and careful consideration (not really), I've decided to start a blog. Mostly because I want a place where I can bitch as much as I want while people have a choice to view it, instead of being bombarded with my ranting on their facebook news feed involuntarily. Since a handful of people have approached me about how offensive I am and how they don't appreciate my opinions, even though they can just "hide" me or defriend me and will never be bothered again.


So here I am, dedicating my first entry to:

Fat Chicks with No Boobs.

I think some of my friends have the false idea that I hate fat people, but I really don't. I think my feelings towards them is actually more like indifference, rather than hatred. Unless they are invading my personal space, blessing me with their sweat when I didn't ask for it, or murdering my eyes when they are not dressed appropriately.

I actually find some girls who are on the heavier side very adorable, especially these two Taiwanese actresses:

Most curvier girls I'm fond of are really nice, because they know their flaw and tries to win people over with an awesome personality. Unfortunately there are still ones out there who chose to become conceited fat bitches with the worst attitudes ever. I mean I support heavier girls who have confidence, but that's not the same as thinking you are the hottest girl ever. Even though I do agree that girls with curves are better looking than girls who just look like a walking skeleton. Particularly due to my obsession with boobs&ass. I don't like girls that are so skinny they look the same front and back. But fat people also need to stop trying to make obesity socially acceptable, because it's not, and there are scientific evidence to back up my statement.

Now let's get to the point.

The one advantage that fat girls often have over skinny girls is bigger boobs, since natural breasts are made of fat. And we all know it's very rare for a girl to be a size 0 but have 34Ds, and chances are, they are probably artificial water balloons. Therefore it makes me especially sad when I see a chunky girl with a flat chest, because she doesn't possess the one thing that she can make skinnier girls jealous of.

Like this..

Yes I know Kelly has a great voice and a list of wonderful songs, but we are really just talking about her physical features here. She's known to be one of the heavier celebrities and she's proud of it, and I don't have anything against that. This is just to prove my point. I know there are guys out there who prefer chubbier girls because they like having something to grab. But if you are fat and you still have no boobs, I really don't know what you should do then.

Yea....tough luck, girls.


And then there are ones like this, who is purely God's gift to men and female perverts like me..

I love you, Sora Aoi.